"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
i plan on living my whole life without watching Bridge to Terabithia
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice